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Thursday, June 23, 2022


            From the planet “Zagnutia” they came
            From betwixt” Mars” and the “Milky Way”
            Their planet’s finances amounted to “Zero”
            And they were wanting to “Score” a “Payday”

            In New York, they landed on “Fifth Avenue”
            And time-wise, they were in a “Krunch”
            Their strange appearance caused “Snickers”
            Short and “Chunky”, a very pitiful bunch

            They came upon a “Mister Goodbar”
            On a stroll with his wife named “Reese”
            “Where can we find “Mounds” of cash”
            They answered, “Over on “Clark” street”.”

            “There you’ll find the “Charlston Chew” bank”
            “Talk to the manager, a Mrs. “Hershey”
            “Charming, she’s as sweet as a “Dove”
            “And her cute nick-name is “Bit O’ Honey”

            “On her job, she’s sometimes a “Slo Poke”
            “Butterfingers” are incredibly fast
            “On her desk is a picture of her pet “KitKat”
            “And her ex-husband, “O Henry” from the past”

            “Back from maternity leave, she is”
            “Has a daughter, “Almond Joy”, a youth”
            “I believe her husband’s name is “Heath”
            “New edition, they had a “Baby Ruth”

            “Your money? “Whatchamacallit” aliens asked
            “We need a “Hundred Grand” to help us get back”
            Later from the bank came gunfire “Krackel”.
            Their “Cup Of Gold” denied, a failed attack

            In a “Goo Goo Cluster” security guards arrived
            “Marathon” fight, aliens against “Three Musketeers”
            The aliens gave up, shouted It’s “Forever Yours”
            “We’ll be back in a few hundred years”

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