AUCTION FEVER

 
                THERE’S A CERTAIN KIND OF FEVER
                FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE
                AND WHEN YOU FINALLY CATCH IT
                YOUR LIFE HAS CHANGED FOR SURE

                FOR THIS DISEASE ISN’T CONTRACTED
                BY TASTE OR TOUCH OR SMELL
                BUT IS REALLY QUITE CONTAGIOUS
                AND WILL LAST FOR QUITE A SPELL

                FOR THE SYMPTOMS ARE ANXIETY
                AWAITING THE GAVEL TO FALL
                LET ME BE THE HIGHEST BIDDER
                AND “SOLD” WILL BE THE CALL

                TWILL CAUSE SOME ANXIOUS MOMENTS
                WORRY MAY ENTER YOUR MIND
                HAVE I EXCEEDED THE BUDGET
                BUT DEAR, IT IS A “ONE OF A KIND”

                THE FEVER BUG HAS BIT AGAIN
                IT MADE YOU DO SOMETHING DUMB
                ALAS THE BUG IS TERMINAL
                AND AGAIN YOU DID SUCCUMB!