FURNITURE DISEASE

 
                It seems I have a sickness
                Most common in older men
                Something very hard to cure            
                No matter how much you spend

                Sometimes it can be fatal
                As drastic as it sounds
                Its cause is overeating
                Adding all those extra pounds

                My sickness has a name
                Its called “Furniture Disease”
                My chest has slid into my drawers
                Putting extra weight on my knees

                Every time I look into a mirror
                And see what’s happened to me
                Sir Isaac Newton named it
                I’m another victim of gravity!