ROLY POLY

 
                My pet is something special
                It lives in my argyle sock
                His name is Roly Poly
                He's a million year old rock

                He goes with me everywhere
                Riding on my pickup's dash
                His vet bills are non existent
                He never costs me any cash

                Conversations are one sided
                He's deaf and dumb and mute
                But he's still my best buddy
                For a rock he's kinda cute!

                The only thing I do for him
                Is visit a quarry once a week
                Search for a couple of hours
                Its his family that we seek

                Yes, I love my Roly Poly
                He's the best pet I've ever had
                His destiny is my rock garden
                And I know that I'll be sad!