SHE ATE IT!

 
                MY SISTER WAS GOING TO DIE!
                I HAD MURDER IN MY HEART
                WHAT SHE DID I COULDN’T BELIEVE
                FROM THIS LIFE SHE WOULD DEPART!

                EASTER HAD FINALLY COME
                SOMETHING LOOKED FORWARD TO EVERY YEAR
                THOUGHTS OF ALL THE CANDY
                GOING DOWN MY GULLET WERE CLEAR

                OUR GRANDMA HAD MADE BASKETS
                FOR MY LITTLE SISTER AND ME
                FILLED WITH ALL SORTS OF GOODIES
                IT WAS SUCH A SIGHT TO SEE

                THERE WAS ONE THING WE LOVED THE MOST
                IT WAS A MILK CHOCOLATE BUNNY
                AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MINE
                IT WASN’T THE LEAST BIT FUNNY

                I WENT TO THE FRIDGE FOR MINE
                IT WAS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
                FRANTIC, I SEARCHED FOR IT
                THEN REALIZATION MADE ME MEAN

                “MOM! HAVE YOU SEEN MY BUNNY?”
                AND THEN I HEARD A DOOR SLAM SHUT
                INSTANTLY I KNEW WHAT HAPPENED
                I HAD A SICK FEELING IN MY GUT

                “SHE ATE MY CHOCOLATE BUNNY!”
                NOW SHE WAS GOING TO PAY
                I RAN TO HER BEDROOM DOOR
                FOR HER THEFT I WOULD SLAY!

                BUT MOM MET ME AT HER DOOR
                AND FIRMLY USHERED ME AWAY
                TOLD ME THAT I HAD TO FORGIVE
                AND TO GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY

                NOW MY SISTER AND I, WE STILL LAUGH
                WE FIND THE INCIDENT FUNNY
                AND JUST A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO
                SHE REPLACED MY CHOCOLATE BUNNY!