SNOOKUMS

 
            I HAVE A CAT ITS NAME IS SNOOKUMS
            TO THE VET ONE DAY I TOOKUM
            UP ITS RECTUM HE TOOK A LONG LOOKUM
            WHAT HE FOUND IT REALLY SHOOKUM

            A SOLID MASS HE FOUND WHILE IN THERE
            THOUGHT IT WAS A BALL OF CAT HAIR
            “OH! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT,” HE DECLARED
            “THIS STUPID KITTY NEEDS MY SPECIAL CARE.”

            HE REMOVED A LUMP AS HARD AS A ROCK
            IT WAS MY LONG LOST ARGYLE SOCK
            WE WERE ALL SPEECHLESS AND IN SHOCK
            UPON THE REMOVAL OF THIS RECTAL BLOCK

            MY SOCK DRAWERS UNDER LOCK AND KEY
            AND NOBODY CAN GET IN IT BUT ME
            MY SNOOKUMS SURVIVED FOR ALL TO SEE
            HE EATS BARK FROM SLIPPERY ELM TREES

            NOTHING GETS STUCK, IT SLIDES RIGHT OUT
            NOW THERE’S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
            EATING MY SOCKS AGAIN I SERIOUSLY DOUBT
            FROM NOW ON MY KITTY WILL DO WITHOUT!