THAT DESKTOP CONTRAPTION

 
                Isn't it totally amazing
                How your life, it controls
                That desktop contraption
                Your destiny it holds

                A screen, keyboard, and mouse
                Wires running everywhere
                Modem blinking on and off
                Frustrated, pulling your hair

                One moment it works fine
                And the next, it won't
                Always at the worst time
                Understand it, you don't

                Page, exit, delete, command
                Publish, link, and end key
                Alt, caps lock, control, and enter
                Home tabs are Greek to me

                Understanding Klingon'd be easier
                Than this technical stuff
                I long for the good old days
                When mailing a letter was enough!