Willie The Wawookie

NOW WILLIE WAS A VERY STUPID WAWOOKIE
HE OWED MONEY TO A CROOKIE BOOKIE
FOR A LATE PAYMENT HE GOT SHOOKIED
AS AN EXAMPLE FOR OTHERS TO LOOKIE

SO WILLIE THE STUPID SHOOKIED WAWOOKIE
STOLE A TRUCKLOAD OF OATMEAL COOKIES
TO MAKE A PAYMENT TO HIS CROOKIE BOOKIE
WITH THE CARGO THAT HE TOOKIED

THE CROOKIE BOOKIE FELT HE GOT TOOKIED
BY THIS VERY LATE PAYMENT WAWOOKIE
SO AGAIN HE HAD WILLIE WAWOOKIE SHOOKIED
BY HIS GANG OF VICIOUS CROOKIES

SO WILLIE THE BADLY SHOOKIED WAWOOKIE
WENT INTO HIDING WITH HIS TOOKIED COOKIES
EVERYWHERE THE CROOKIE BOOKIE LOOKIED
FOR WILLIE WAWOOKIE SO THAT HE COULD SHOOKIE

EVERYWHERE THE CROOKIE BOOKIE LOOKIED
BUT HE COULDN’T FIND THE STUPID WAWOOKIE
EVEN THOUGH HE FOUND CLUES BY A BROOKIE
GREAT BIG BAGS OF WAWOOKIE TOOKIED COOKIES

SO, IF YOU ARE A VERY STUPID WAWOOKIE
AND PAYING YOUR CROOKIE BOOKIE PLAY HOOKIE
IF YOU’RE CAUGHT AGAIN YOU’LL BE BADLY SHOOKIED
BY A GANG OF CROOKIE BOOKIE CROOKIES!

Friday, June 24, 2022