To Pee Or Not To Pee
I wonder if during Hamlet
If a player had to wee?
Then misquoted that famous line
To pee or not to pee?
This famous saying we know
Can be an urgent question
Because when that urge hits you
It can be quite an obsession
It seems that the urge
Always comes at awkward times
And depending on how bad it is
You may commit an obscenity crime
it can happen almost any time
Your bladder controls your life
Whether you’re on a blind date
Or at dinner with your wife
It can cause you to dance
And put a grimace on your face
Break the speed limit going home
As to the bathroom, you race
It is such an awesome feeling
To let that yellow flow go
The relieved look on your face
Will then most assuredly show
Now if you have a warm sensation
In your nether parts below
Your bladder has betrayed you
As you experience that warm flow
So, to pee or not to pee
It depends upon your condition
Because if you can’t hold it
You’re put in an embarrassing position!