To Pee Or Not To Pee

I wonder if during Hamlet

If a player had to wee?

Then misquoted that famous line

To pee or not to pee?

This famous saying we know

Can be an urgent question

Because when that urge hits you

It can be quite an obsession

It seems that the urge

Always comes at awkward times

And depending on how bad it is

You may commit an obscenity crime

it can happen almost any time

Your bladder controls your life

Whether you’re on a blind date

Or at dinner with your wife

It can cause you to dance

And put a grimace on your face

Break the speed limit going home

As to the bathroom, you race

It is such an awesome feeling

To let that yellow flow go

The relieved look on your face

Will then most assuredly show

Now if you have a warm sensation

In your nether parts below

Your bladder has betrayed you

As you experience that warm flow

So, to pee or not to pee

It depends upon your condition

Because if you can’t hold it

You’re put in an embarrassing position!

Tuesday, August 23, 2022