Garage sale-ing I had gone
On a beautiful spring day
I was looking for a treasure
That I could list on Ebay
I pulled up to a house
And I was the first one there
It was a typical garage sale
Clothing, dishes, lawn chairs
In the garage I saw it
Nestled between jeans and socks
It was a vintage thingamajig
In its original box
Hands trembling, I grabbed it
Searched for the price
I went to pay for it
I didn't have to think twice
From there I went home
To see how well I'd done
Reference books came out
My excitement had begun
I've had whatsits, thingamabobs
Thingamajigs I'd never had
After searching through my books
Finding it made me glad
I quickly listed it on Ebay
The results, I was thrilled
When the bidding was over
It brought ten hundred dollar bills!
So, if you have a thingamajig
Please, don't throw it away
Sell it to me, pretty please
So that I can list it on Ebay!
Friday, June 24, 2022