Follicly Bare

Oh, wouldn’t we look silly?
If we didn’t have any hair
Imagine going through life
Completely, follicly bare!

There are so many aspects
Of which we will discuss
But isn’t it a novel thought
To have no hair to muss

To never have to shave again
No matter where the spot
And no need for your legs
Of a wax that is very hot

No more long, silky tresses
Or for appointments for a perm
Will we decorate in many ways
A pate that’s smooth and firm

No eyebrows to pluck, pits to shave
And pulling of nose hair
Or brushing off your shoulders
Of the fallen hair that’s there

Now there is a question I have
And in my mind ,it always sticks
Will everyone that we know
Always answer to “Hey, Slick?”

Thursday, June 23, 2022