Have You Ever?

Have you ever been in a pickle
Find you can’t cut the mustard
Been in situations you don’t relish
Try to ketchup and get flustered

Is all you want to do is loaf
Think your situation is baloney
Do you milk it for all it’s worth
Orange you glad you’re no phony

Is your residence at porterhouse
Have you ever been in a jam
Is your computer acting jerky
Because it’s infected with spam

Is your girlfriend a hot tamale
On your team are you a hot dog
Have you been called Sweet Pea
In your fireplace burned a pecan log

Lettuce now draw some conclusions
While our batteries hold some juice
Because all I’ve done is ham it up
Shame on me, I’m a silly goose!

Tuesday, June 21, 2022