Auction Fever

THERE’S A CERTAIN KIND OF FEVER
FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE
AND WHEN YOU FINALLY CATCH IT
YOUR LIFE HAS CHANGED FOR SURE

FOR THIS DISEASE ISN’T CONTRACTED
BY TASTE OR TOUCH OR SMELL
BUT IS REALLY QUITE CONTAGIOUS
AND WILL LAST FOR QUITE A SPELL

FOR THE SYMPTOMS ARE ANXIETY
AWAITING THE GAVEL TO FALL
LET ME BE THE HIGHEST BIDDER
AND “SOLD” WILL BE THE CALL

TWILL CAUSE SOME ANXIOUS MOMENTS
WORRY MAY ENTER YOUR MIND
HAVE I EXCEEDED THE BUDGET
BUT DEAR, IT IS A “ONE OF A KIND”

THE FEVER BUG HAS BIT AGAIN
IT MADE YOU DO SOMETHING DUMB
ALAS THE BUG IS TERMINAL
AND AGAIN YOU DID SUCCUMB!

Tuesday, June 21, 2022