Mary Jane

ON THE SIDEWALK SHE WAS MASTER
THERE WAS NONE WHO COULD GO FASTER
NO ONE COULD EVER EVER PASS HER
ACROSS THE FINISH LINE FIRSTER NOT LASTER

IN A RACE SHE TOOK ON ALL COMERS
IN WINTER, SPRING, FALL OR SUMMER
LOSING TO HER WAS ALWAYS A BUMMER
MAKING THE DEFEATED FEEL MUCH DUMBER

ALWAYS AHEAD, HER PIGTAILS FLYING
SHE’S GIGGLING WHILE YOU ARE CRYING
SORE MUSCLES STRAINING, YOU’RE TRYING
TRAIL OF TEARS BEHIND YOU ARE LYING

A VICTORY LAP SHE LAUGHS AND SQUEALS
MAKING YOUR LOSS SUCH A BIG DEAL
ADDING MUCH INSULT TO HOW YOU FEEL
LOSING TO MARY JANE ON HER BIG WHEEL!

Thursday, June 23, 2022