“What is that awful white stuff
That is rapidly falling from the sky?”
“I know that I’ve seen it before
The reason it’s falling, I don’t know why!”
It tends to make a mess of things
On the roads makes it hard to drive
When it falls I have but one thought
Staying home, not driving I strive
When it falls my furnace runs more
So it is costing me in the end
And yes, I know it can be pretty
Your reasons for liking it you defend
I guess snow is a necessary evil
One that I have no control of
Don’t remind me how nice it is
While shoveling with a coat, hat, and gloves
Once a year is plenty enough
To satisfy everyone’s snow desire
I guess I can tolerate one day a year
Wearing the appropriate snow attire
If I must see or have to endure it
Then on television let me watch
The only way it would interest me
If it was on the head of a Sasquatch!
June 14, 2022